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A Christmas Story, The Musical

at Patchogue Theatre | Fri Dec 15 - Thu Dec 28


Patchogue Theatre

71 East Main Street
Patchogue, NY 11772
Tel: 6312861133
Contact Name: Jodi M Giambrone
Visit Website: Website.

Date & Time

07:00 PM - 10:00 PM
Cost:    $59+

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Ralphie Parker wants only one thing for Christmas: An Official Red Ryder® Carbine-Action 200-shot Range Model Air Rifle. Rebuffed at every turn with a similar echoing response, Ralphie plots numerous schemes to achieve his desperate desire for the coveted BB gun. All the iconic scenes from the movie are here: Ralphie's friend, Flick, getting his tongue stuck to the flagpole; his brother, Randy, getting dressed in his snowsuit; the bullies, Farkus and Dill; the leg lamp award; the bunny suit; the Chinese restaurant; Christmas dinner; and many others. The delightfully versatile score ranges from gentle ballads to show-stopping full-ensemble numbers such as "Ralphie to the Rescue!", "A Major Award," "Sticky Situation," "Up on Santa's Lap," "Somewhere Hovering Over Indiana" and the inevitable "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!" A Christmas Story, The Musical captures holiday wonder with such deliciously wicked wit that it is sure to delight children and grown-ups alike!

Youth 5-16 years old HALF OFF! 
Student Rush Price $35 (1hr before showtime with Student ID)